Accosted Darling

My hair was really greasy the other day and I did not have access to shampoo, so I used bar soap instead.

DO NOT DO THIS, MY FRIENDS

actually Chinese school fire drills are just more fun than American school fire drills, period - when the siren went off, everyone shouted for joy and threw down their books and one boy took my bag and another took my arm and shouted “RUN,” so we dashed out of the school with the rest of the 18-20 yr old students jumping and giggling and careening into walls behind us.

Real Chinese fire drills are even more fun than the fake American imitations.