Accosted Darling

seeing life with a vengance

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Anonymous asked: MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD

fyeahbatmanandrobin:

Here’s my advice:

1) Refuse any psychiatric interference.  Coping is for the weak.

2) Decide to devote your life to revenge, but call it justice so other people won’t be on your back quite as often.  You’ll know the truth, and deep down they will too, but there will be less confrontation if you make it sound noble.  Say you’re doing it to help the city.  Surrogate family will eat that mess up.

3) Find a scary emblem to represent you.  Dress up like your emblem.  Make a hideout themed like your emblem. Label everything like so: Emblemmobile, emblemarang, emblemcave.  

4) Adopt lots of kids but make the process complicated so none of them can say you’re their parent without considerable hesitation.  When one of them seeks your love, deny everything.  When one of them rejects you, act hurt.  Deny them again when they try to reconcile. They need to know pain like you know it. 

4) ????

5) Catharsis!

#you’re welcome

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dramabuttons:

how to move across the world, part 2:

11. surrender. try not to screw up. understand that you will. understand that time is passing at the exact same speed no matter how much you freak out and pretend things aren’t happening. your choices put you in this mess, and your choices can get you out of it. 

12. look at videos of harry styles speaking.

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Story Of My Life [EMPTY ARENA VERSION]

agonyandagony:

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HAVE U ALREADY REACHED YOUR QUOTA RE: WEEPING ABOUT THE REG VERSION? THEN WHY NOT CONSIDER SWITCHING TO THIS, AN INEXPLICABLE, ECHOEY, BONE-BREAKING TAKE ON AN OLD FAVE!!! IF YOU FOUND YOURSELF THINKING, LONG MANY HOURS AGO WHEN THIS WAS NEW TO YOUR EARBALLS, “MAN, THIS IS OUTSTANDING, BUT I SURE WISH IT SOUNDED A LITTLE MORE LIKE ZAYN MALIK WAS CALLING TO ME EMOTIONALLY FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF AN EMPTY WAREHOUSE,” OR PERHAPS “IF ONLY LOUIS TOMLINSON WAS SINGING HIS SOLO IN AN ABANDONED STONE TUNNEL JUST OUTSIDE OF TOWN, ONE THAT’S FULL OF LOOSE ROCKS THAT FELL VICTIM TO GRAVITY AND TENDRILS OF CREEPING MELANCHOLY IVY, RUMORED TO BE HAUNTED BY LOCAL SCHOOLCHILDREN, UNTIL THE VERY SOUNDWAVES ECHOED DIRECTLY INTO MY EARS AND HEART AND BONES!” OR EVEN, “WHAT IF HARRY’S SCRATCHY VOICE WAS TRANSMITTED TO ME VIA TIN CAN PHONE WHILE A WAIFISH GHOST PLUCKED THE STRING WITH ONE TRANSLUCENT FINGERNAIL, SENDING IT REVERBERATING IN THE MOST EMOTIONAL WAY POSSIBLE.” IF ANY OF THESE THINGS APPEAL TO YOU, I ENCOURAGE YOU TO LIE PRONE ON YOUR FLOOR AND PLAY THIS VERSION ON REPEAT, PROBABLY WITH A HANK OF YOUR OWN HAIR IN YOUR MOUTH AS YOU WEEP AND REACH OUT ONE HAND INTO THE ETHER AS IF TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT WITH THAT WHICH CAN NEVER BE TANGIBLE.

(Source: zaynharry, via dramabuttons)

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Man, I used to love pop tarts as a kid so I just ate two of them. Now I kind of want to die. This was such a terrible mistake. Why do so many of my favorite childhood foods have to be practically crimes against humanity? Who the hell even found it in the dark corners of their heart to invent the pop tart.

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