My brother told me he didn’t like Batman. I told him where he could go put that opinion.
HAVE U ALREADY REACHED YOUR QUOTA RE: WEEPING ABOUT THE REG VERSION? THEN WHY NOT CONSIDER SWITCHING TO THIS, AN INEXPLICABLE, ECHOEY, BONE-BREAKING TAKE ON AN OLD FAVE!!! IF YOU FOUND YOURSELF THINKING, LONG MANY HOURS AGO WHEN THIS WAS NEW TO YOUR EARBALLS, “MAN, THIS IS OUTSTANDING, BUT I SURE WISH IT SOUNDED A LITTLE MORE LIKE ZAYN MALIK WAS CALLING TO ME EMOTIONALLY FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF AN EMPTY WAREHOUSE,” OR PERHAPS “IF ONLY LOUIS TOMLINSON WAS SINGING HIS SOLO IN AN ABANDONED STONE TUNNEL JUST OUTSIDE OF TOWN, ONE THAT’S FULL OF LOOSE ROCKS THAT FELL VICTIM TO GRAVITY AND TENDRILS OF CREEPING MELANCHOLY IVY, RUMORED TO BE HAUNTED BY LOCAL SCHOOLCHILDREN, UNTIL THE VERY SOUNDWAVES ECHOED DIRECTLY INTO MY EARS AND HEART AND BONES!” OR EVEN, “WHAT IF HARRY’S SCRATCHY VOICE WAS TRANSMITTED TO ME VIA TIN CAN PHONE WHILE A WAIFISH GHOST PLUCKED THE STRING WITH ONE TRANSLUCENT FINGERNAIL, SENDING IT REVERBERATING IN THE MOST EMOTIONAL WAY POSSIBLE.” IF ANY OF THESE THINGS APPEAL TO YOU, I ENCOURAGE YOU TO LIE PRONE ON YOUR FLOOR AND PLAY THIS VERSION ON REPEAT, PROBABLY WITH A HANK OF YOUR OWN HAIR IN YOUR MOUTH AS YOU WEEP AND REACH OUT ONE HAND INTO THE ETHER AS IF TRYING TO MAKE CONTACT WITH THAT WHICH CAN NEVER BE TANGIBLE.
(Source: zaynharry, via dramabuttons)
PSA that this video seamlessly features three of the world’s best things:
2. Kiss From A Rose
3. Dramatic breezes blowing open the shirts of attractive men
"We went to junior high school together," Posey, 20, tells me. "I’ve been in love with her since I was 11 years old, but I didn’t do anything about it until now!"
Man, I used to love pop tarts as a kid so I just ate two of them. Now I kind of want to die. This was such a terrible mistake. Why do so many of my favorite childhood foods have to be practically crimes against humanity? Who the hell even found it in the dark corners of their heart to invent the pop tart.